Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Mama Kat's Homework



This weeks prompts from
Mama Kat were all great! Check out her blog is you wanna see the others but my choice was:

3.) You're sitting at work one day and receive a text message from an unrecognized number. The text says, "I have the money and hid the body." You think this is a practical joke from a friend, so you play along at first. But the more texts you receive, the more you realize that it isn't a joke. Write the text conversation you have with this unknown texter.

Unknown Texter: I have the money and hid the body

Me: How much $?

Unknown Texter: Meet me NOW!

Me: U know Im busy

Unknown Texter: NOW

Me: U have my 1/2?

Unknown Texter: yes if you want it get down here

Me: Where did you hid it?

Unknown Texter: Where I told U I would

Me: Did U get the shoes?

Unknown Texter: RU serious?

ME: Hell yea those shoes rocked!

Unknown Texter: No, meet me now if U want the $

ME: Wrap it, leave it under the park bench

Unknown Texter: Just leave it?

Me: Yes and NEVER speak about this 2 NE1 Were DONE here!


OK, so I dont do funny, Im not a writter but hey I tried!

24 comments:

The Odd Duck said...

Hey, thanks for the comment love. I originally was going to do the texter but I was about to leave and had to cut it short. And I did enjoy how you ended it with the UT still thinking you were on the same page.

- Kendall

P. S. I came here and after a few seconds, I hear Don't Blink start up. Lovely song.

Jennifer P. said...

I thought it hilarious! Stealing a dead person's shoes....well, why not?! :)

ElfTea said...

sometimes shoes befor money

J Cosmo Newbery said...

So I guess you got their soles but not their souls?

Liz said...

I love the shoe comment - you made me chuckle

Sometimes Sophia said...

Yeah, the shoe bit was classic. Hey... love the look of your blog, and all the scrappin stuff. And your kids are seriously beautiful.

Tiaras and Tantrums said...

Love it!!

Ink and Stone said...

Take the shoes! :)

Michelle said...

LOL......I give you an A+ on this weeks writing assignment.

Sam_I_am said...

haha. Take their shoes :-)

Jennie said...

those must be some rocking shoes!!!

Lorie said...

How fun! I have to check these prompts out!

Kelly said...

I thought you Rocked the assignment! I took the easy way out with the Pet Peeves!

KatieZ said...

That's too funny, but you should have found out where the money was first, so you could go and get later!
Great Job!

TattooedMinivanMom said...

2NE1...gonna have to remember that one. I'm not good with text talk and I'm always looking for shortcuts.

This is my new favorite typing funny face. What does it look like?

:0 --3

Ashley said...

When I saw the comment about shoes, I immediately thought of Kelly's "OMG Shoes" song. Hilarious!

Jen said...

you are so cute. nice post.

Sam said...

hmmmm, how many parks and how many benches would you have to search to find that money!?

Los said...

I've received some weird text messages in my day ... obviously, nothing like that.

Mama's Losin' It said...

I love that you did not feel obligated to report the person, but instead wanted half of the earnings. Too funny.

Mama Dawg said...

That's funny.

Kimmy said...

Hey, you did better than I would have. Good job!

Vanessa said...

I thought it was funny! You can't forget a good pair of shoes! :)

jori-o said...

Good for you! I thought that prompt was pretty tricky...too creative for my addled mind. You did it justice! Love your layout! Thanks for stopping by!